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The Root: Arya Stark Forces Night King to Drop Out of Presidential Race

Reading Time: 5 minutes The hero of the evening was definitely Arya Stark, who gave a brief press conference, echoing the National Rapier Association’s (NRA) motto: “The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a sword is the ‘baddest chick’ with a tiny sword.”

“They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie,” said Arya. “But I knew that Theon’s bitch ass wasn’t going to be able to protect my brother. Plus, the Night King always has that look in his eyes like he knows he’s the shit…Like I won’t pull up. But I’m Arya Stark. He must not know my daddy. Y’all know how we do.”

Reporters asked Arya if she planned to spend some time with her family after losing so many people. But as she walked away from the podium, she looked at Gendry, pulled him toward her bedroom, smiled, turned and said:

“Not today.”

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Brexit Yoga

Reading Time: 1 minute Ok… yesterday was a particularly frustrating day and we know many of you are waking up feeling tense, nervous, a little stressed. So we’ve borrowed a clip fom Australia’s ABC TV to help you unwind and find your inner peace. Join in, enjoy, chillax…

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